Soap for the Middle Child
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Who are you again?
Our Soap for the Middle Child is for all the forgotten kids out there that got lost in the mix. The oldest always got the love and the youngest got all the attention. We'll just go ahead and dye our hair purple. No one will notice.
The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are my older siblings and my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.
- Largely Invisible (Grape) Scent
- 6 oz bar of Middle Child soap
- Who are you again?
- All soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical
6 oz bar of Middle Child soap. Purple Haze (Grape) scented.
