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Classic Funny Sound Machine

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International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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16 lol sound bites in a pocket-sized machine

Ever thought your life should be a sitcom? Now you can punctuate every joke, success, failure, facial expression, and internal thought with the perfect sound effect!

Let's face it. You're hilarious. So why not elevate your game by sprinkling your conversations with a burst of canned laughter, a round of applause or a wa-wa-wa-waaaaah? Drum-roll, please...

  • Classic Sound Machine
  • 16 classic funny sound bites to entertain, annoy, and prank
  • Applause, cheers, boos, wrong answer, bomb-dropping, gun shot, glass breaking, ka-ching, drum role, comedy punchline music, boing, idea ping, whistle, scream, fart, and belch
  • Perfect comedic timing during phone conversations, family get-togethers, Zoom meetings, FaceTime calls, exit interviews, and much more
  • Easily conceal the source of entertainment in your pocket
  • Don't leave home without it!

A fun present for the comedian in your group or family. However, gift this sound machine carefully! There's a good chance will end up being the butt of the joke at some point or another!

Classic cherry red. Hand-held sound machine. Requires 3 AG13/LR44 batteries (included). Measures approximately 4 inches tall x 2.5 inches wide x .8 inch deep. Our Classic Sound Machine is the perfect size for a stocking stuffer!

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