You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card
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There ain't no need for ya
Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your list! Keep the Christmas spirit hot, like the flames of hell! A card is a nice gesture... although we're pretty sure they already know they didn't make the nice list. Pick up a few so you aren't short on Christmas cards for your favorite politicians, lawyers, douche-bags, doctors with cold hands, telemarketers, and of course my jackass brother.
- Front: Features Santa saying, Forget about naughty or nice. You're on a special list called, "Straight to Hell."
- Inside: Blank for personal message
- Letterpress printed
- Heavy card stock
- Recycled kraft envelope
- Blank inside
Our You're On A Special Straight To Hell List Christmas Card measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches, letterpress printed on heavy card stock and includes a recycled kraft paper envelope.
Flames of hell hounds not included.
