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Stress Manatee

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Original price $7.99 - Original price $7.99
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$7.99 - $7.99
Current price $7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy!

Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow.

Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care how they look. Not having to wear clothes that pinch at the waist. Watching them is just so relaxing.

Our resident relaxation expert- the Stress Manatee - has discovered his greater porpoise in life. And now you can get rid of your own stress by squeezing him while you read the affirming poem on the back of the package.

  • A soft + extra squishy manatee
  • 5.5 inches long of pure relaxation
  • Calming breathing exercise buddy
  • For the manatee
  • Takes over 9 seconds to pop back into shape
  • (The same amount of time it takes to eat 3 cheese balls)

Lovers of our pleasantly pump aquatic pals would love to receive a Stress Manatee on any occasion! Birthdays, holidays, graduations or any other host of occasions that bring our stress hormones above sea level!

Our plump and squeezable manatee pal is grayish marina hippie blue and is made of soft polyurethane foam. He measures approximately 5.5 inches long and comes willingly packaged in a net bag with illustrated header. Our Stress Manatee by Archie Mcphee is an awesome gift.