Stress Manatee
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy!
Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow.
Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care how they look. Not having to wear clothes that pinch at the waist. Watching them is just so relaxing.
Our resident relaxation expert- the Stress Manatee - has discovered his greater porpoise in life. And now you can get rid of your own stress by squeezing him while you read the affirming poem on the back of the package.
- A soft + extra squishy manatee
- 5.5 inches long of pure relaxation
- Calming breathing exercise buddy
- For the manatee
- Takes over 9 seconds to pop back into shape
- (The same amount of time it takes to eat 3 cheese balls)
Lovers of our pleasantly pump aquatic pals would love to receive a Stress Manatee on any occasion! Birthdays, holidays, graduations or any other host of occasions that bring our stress hormones above sea level!
Our plump and squeezable manatee pal is grayish marina hippie blue and is made of soft polyurethane foam. He measures approximately 5.5 inches long and comes willingly packaged in a net bag with illustrated header. Our Stress Manatee by Archie Mcphee is an awesome gift.
