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Stupid Moving Truck Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Humorously address a moving situation

Loosely unpack your feelings about your friend’s upcoming move with our hilarious Stupid Moving Truck Card. No heavy lifting is involved. Just sit back and relax while it unloads a hefty amount of humor and sarcasm.

  • Front of card: "GOOD LUCK in your new stupid town with your new stupid friends having a bunch of new stupid good times."
  • Design features a moving truck that looks suspiciously like a U-Haul truck; instead, it says "U-Outta Here" with a tagline "Can't wait to visit"
  • Inside of card: Blank with plenty of room to make plans for a visit, and wish a fond farewell.
  • Made in the United States of America!

Created and assembled in Brooklyn, New York, USA. Original artwork by Ohio native Lisa Mohar. Card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Made of 12 pt satin cardstock, matte coated on one side, uncoated inside for the perfect writing canvas. Comes with a moving-box-brown envelope and is packaged in a clear sleeve. Our facetious + witty Stupid Moving Truck Card unpacks your hidden feelings with sarcastic perfection.

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