Stupid Moving Truck Card
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Humorously address a moving situation
Loosely unpack your feelings about your friend’s upcoming move with our hilarious Stupid Moving Truck Card. No heavy lifting is involved. Just sit back and relax while it unloads a hefty amount of humor and sarcasm.
- Front of card: "GOOD LUCK in your new stupid town with your new stupid friends having a bunch of new stupid good times."
- Design features a moving truck that looks suspiciously like a U-Haul truck; instead, it says "U-Outta Here" with a tagline "Can't wait to visit"
- Inside of card: Blank with plenty of room to make plans for a visit, and wish a fond farewell.
- Made in the United States of America!
Created and assembled in Brooklyn, New York, USA. Original artwork by Ohio native Lisa Mohar. Card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Made of 12 pt satin cardstock, matte coated on one side, uncoated inside for the perfect writing canvas. Comes with a moving-box-brown envelope and is packaged in a clear sleeve. Our facetious + witty Stupid Moving Truck Card unpacks your hidden feelings with sarcastic perfection.
