You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

Modern Printed MatterSKU: CARD-5903
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Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡

A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our Angler Fish Romance Card is the last thing you want to see before shutting your eyes. Unless of course, you want to sleep with the fishes.

  • You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Romance Card
  • Front of card: Ominous Angler Fish leading its prey to certain demise
  • Inside of card: blank for your personal message
  • Eco-friendly! Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees)
  • 100% recycled envelope, and biodegradable cello sleeve
  • A cheeky card for your soon-to-be-narcissist-ex or the flame to your moth
  • Made in the USA!

  • Fun Facts! The big scary fish on the front of this card is a female. Huge, vicious, and capable. She uses the glowing spine thing hanging over top of her head, to lure prey into her massive jaws, and can devour fish twice her size.

    On the other hand, male angler fish are weak and small. (sorry fellas, it's the truth) They spend their lives searching for a woman to leech off of. (again, true!) Once he does find her, he bites her, and then literally starts losing himself (organs and all) as he literally starts melting into her. All that's left is a pair of testes so she can get prego all by herself. She's also known to collect 6 or more pairs of testes during her lifetime. Talk about self-suf-fish-ent!

    So know that you know more about these majestically creepy fish, maybe you have a better idea of the perfect gift recipient!

    This heavyweight card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Quirkily designed by Anna Cote, an environmental engineer, and self-taught graphic designer based out of Rhode Island. Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Romance Card is a hilarious Valentine's Day card, or anytime you want to bring some light into the relationship.

    Modern Printed Matter - You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Jennifer S.
    Lol! Don't we all feel this way sometimes?

    Just a funny card. It's printed on quality paper. The design looks good and is clearly printed.

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    Jennifer S.
    I'd hit that

    Just a funny card. It's printed on quality paper. The design looks good and is clearly printed.

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    Jennifer S.
    This card cracks me up

    Just a funny card. It's printed on quality paper. The design looks good and is clearly printed.

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