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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Party like there's no tomorrow

Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make it an early night, he likes to be in bed before the 11 o'clock news.

  • Front of card: T-Rex wearing a t-shirt that reads "Ancient AF"
  • Tyrannosaurus Rex is holding a balloon, and wearing a party hat
  • Inside of card: blank for your personal message (don't forget RAWR is dino for I love you!)
  • 100% recycled envelope, and biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper
  • Made in USA

A rip-rawr-ing fun birthday card for that dino-mite friend or family member!

This card is eco-friendly! Designed by Anna Cote, an environmental engineer, and self-taught graphic designer located in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. AF means "as fuck" for ye old timers. Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card pokes fun at you being one step closer to extinction.

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