Thank You So Much, You Saved My Ass Greeting Card
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
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Your ass was grass... 🦸🦸♀️
And they came to your rescue! Remind your personal hero of your undying appreciation and excellent sense of humor with this gratitude and humor filled greeting!
- Thank You for Saving My Ass Card
- Front: Thank you so much
- Inside: To be crass, you saved my ass.
- A fun token of appreciation for those friends, family, or co-workers that saved your day, month, or even your yeeeear!
- Made in the USA!
Slightly sweary and colorfully illustrated inside and out with a fun plaid-like design, it's a proud member of the "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy.
This sarcastically comical card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste and paired with a kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. The card measures approximately 4.5 inches long x 6.25 inches wide. Proudly made in the United States of America!