Thanks Matey Kraken Octopus Card
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Yo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙
Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues under the sea our Thanks Matey Octopus Kraken Pirate Card will deliver your message loud and clear!
- Thanks Matey Kraken Pirate Octopus Card
- Front: Features a booze swindlin’ one-eyed octopus pirate.
- Reads “Thanks, matey. I owe ya one.”
- Blank inside, for your own personal message to treasure.
- Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper, and coupled with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
- Proudly made in the USA!
Don't be an ungrateful son of a biscuit eater and remember to say please, and thank you! Now go find a friend or family member to gift this to, and let them know you owe them a clap of thunder!
Printed on heavyweight recycled paper, and packaged in a biodegradable and protective compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. This A2 size card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide.
Our Thanks Matey Octopus Card was designed by Anna Cote, an environmental engineer, and self-taught graphic designer based out of Rhode Island.