That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist
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A modern-day solution to an old-world issue.
If your love of food tends to come with a downside for your backside, our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is just what your bathroom needs to deal with your wrecked bowels.
We hear ya! The spicier the better! Butt... your gluttony for spicy food always turns burns out the same way in the end. After all what goes in... must come out. And just for shits and giggles the tissue towards the exit of your poop shoot is very similar in sensitivity to the tissue in your mouth. So yup. Prepare yourself and your bathroom for curse of the spicy butt!
- May your treasured memories linger, and your unpleasant aromas be history.
- No fewer than 500 applications per bottle.
- Two quick mists removes odors.
- Made in the USA.
The perfect gift for your potty humor loving friends and family, who are also gluttons for punishment.
Orange and rosewater scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Our That's a Spicy Meatball Lavatory Mist is a cool bro-to-bro gift for Italian and spicy food lovers.