The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre
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Gnome body told them about Kitty!
Talk about biting humor. The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre is an pawesome reminder that you can take a cat out of a fight, but you can’t take the fight out of the cat!
Kitty cats are all cuddly and cute until you rub them the wrong way and then BAM…your arm all of a sudden looks like a BBQ turkey leg from the county fair. Gnomes are treated no different from their human counterparts -they’re subject to the same “no reason” petting rules cats are famous for.
Our new Cat Garden Gnome Massacre statue captures the moment they snapped on the lil’ guys perfectly, and is a hilarious addition to your backyard or garden.
- A hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
- A fun lawn ornament for those with a twist sense of humor
- Great for gardens, yards, and collector shelves
- Durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- Stands approximately 9 inches tall
This shockingly funny garden decoration is perfect for the jokers in your life! This eye-catching sculpture accentuates indoor spaces like display shelves and desks, as well!
Made of durable cast poly resin to withstand the elements. Meowsures approximately 9 inches tall. The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre is a fun gift for cat and garden lovers!
