The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card
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For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded will revel and laugh when getting this awesome birthday card.
Card humorously reads They say the meaner you are, the longer you live. We are gonna live forever. Happy Birthday!
- Blank inside for personal message
- Printed with premium inks
- White textured heavy stock
Blank inside. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. The The Longer You Live Birthday Card uses premium inks in Pantone colors and is printed on bright white textured card stock which uses no less than 30% post consumer recycled fiber.