F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
OMMMMM..... Namaste the fuck away from you
Protect your happy little bubble with our mindful Fuck That Namaste Garden Gnome. His blissful smile and middle finger gestures raised to the sky (not Aakash the Mudra) clearly express your intentions of keeping your peace, and keeping jerkfaces out of your space.
- F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome Yogi
- This little zen yoga master, in his lotus pose, will humorously set the mood for gnome body to f*ck with you
- Made of durable poly cast resin, suitable for indoor and outdoor use year-round
- Relax, breathe, and enjoy adding this kitschy lawn ornament to your gnome collection!
- A cheeky gift for gnome and yoga lovers who need a mediation buddy!
Measures approximately 11 inches tall. Constructed of poly cast resin for outdoor or indoor use all year round. Our F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome will lighten the mood of your home, office, lawn, yard, or garden!
Kwirkworks: F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome
