F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome
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OMMMMM..... Namaste the fuck away from you
Protect your happy little bubble with our mindful Fuck That Namaste Garden Gnome. His blissful smile and middle finger gestures raised to the sky (not Aakash the Mudra) clearly express your intentions of keeping your peace, and keeping jerkfaces out of your space.
- F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome Yogi
- This little zen yoga master, in his lotus pose, will humorously set the mood for gnome body to f*ck with you
- Made of durable poly cast resin, suitable for indoor and outdoor use year-round
- Relax, breathe, and enjoy adding this kitschy lawn ornament to your gnome collection!
- A cheeky gift for gnome and yoga lovers who need a mediation buddy!
Measures approximately 11 inches tall. Constructed of poly cast resin for outdoor or indoor use all year round. Our F*ck That Namaste Garden Gnome will lighten the mood of your home, office, lawn, yard, or garden!
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