The Potty Piano
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Start your day off on the right note!
Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano!
That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool. Now you can sort of live out your Big FAO Schwarz moment while passing the time, as you attempt to pass last night's dinner!
- Tap out a tune while you poo. You may uncover a hidden talent for composing while on the commode! You never know... your Unaccompanied Toot Suite No. 2. may soon be in the making.
- Includes song book if your creative flow is feeling a bit constipated.
11.5 inches tall x 1 inch deep x 13 inches wide. Piano fits around the base of the toilet. Includes song book. Ready to use.