Flat-earthers and conspiracy theorists unite!
As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life. However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day!
Fear not! (except for everything else you should be afraid of) This mylar hat fits most adult heads and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. You’ll look stylish under the harshest psychic attacks that “they” can throw at you!
- Reflective “tin foil” hat
- Protects against “them” doing “that thing”
- Reusable + Comfy!
- Also available for cats!
This thoughtfully designed hat offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both government agents and alien intruders. THEY have been targeting you for years. Don't let being a "Targeted Individual" limit your life. Wear this hat as you go to the grocery store, a football game, or even the DMV and they won't be able to read your thoughts or modify your behavior.
Archie McPhee's unique cutting-edge design blocks all electromagnetic fields and reduces HARRP and gamma rays by 70%. Includes a soft felt lining for the ultimate comfort needed for 24 hours of use!
When we wore it to the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mind control and lots of jealous stares! Works against aliens, government plots, men in black, giant ape cultists, the electric company, the circus clown collective, cyber-narcissists, grumpy psychics, nosy neighbors, plotting mother-in-laws, and more!
Contains one tin foil hat. One size fits most. Made of mylar, felt, and elastic. Makes you look like a totally sane person with a Hershey Kiss on their head! Our Tin Foil Hat is the perfect gift for conspiracy theorists!
This tinfoil hat is amazing!!! Makes everyone laugh and the first thing they think about is either Mel Gibson’s signs or scary movie three. Don’t hesitate purchase it’s worth it! Definitely buying another one soon to do a family photo
This tinfoil hat is just what our drama group needed so we did not have to keep remaking a tinfoil hat for a prop. It is refolded back into the box it came in after each practice so that the hat stays ready and new-looking for each use. Very happy with this item!
This was a necessary fact of American life in the 1950's and now we're dealing with the same technology from within. I put the chin band behind my head and I forget it's even there. It's in the movie Signs and I wish I would've remembered it sooner. It's time to fight fire with fire. If you have friends who have been suffering from unknown mood swings and unexplainable behavior you need to get this for them and put it on their head if you have to. It's time for the Occultists and Demon Worshipers to fear us.