Tin Foil Hat For Cats
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
A purrfect gift for the conspiracy theorist.
Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!
Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors?
- Stares blankly into space
- Acts as if you don't exist
- Knocks things off counters for no reason
- Obsessed with cardboard boxes
- Constantly surfing the dark web
These are all signs that your cat is being controlled by THEM! Regain control of your cat with our Tin Foil Hat for cats! Archie McPhee has made a Tin Foil Hat for Cats to make sure that kitty’s thoughts stay private. This mylar hat fits most cats, has a comfy felt lining and is held in place with an elastic strap. It even has holes for cat ears! Take that, Illuminati!
Restores the dignity of your kitty. Very effective against MKUltra satellites, cat food company dream-insertion marketing, Guy Fieri, Soviet cat control protocols, psychic dogs, skull tapping, focused magnetic pulse and the neighbor’s labradoodle.
- Makes sure your cat’s thoughts are its own
- Protects against HAARP + Gamma Rays
- Electromagnetic Fields
- RFID Implants
- Dog ESP
It's the purrfect gift for your kitteh or the crazy cat lady next door! Also available for humans!
Includes one cat sized reflective “tin foil” hat. Made of mylar with felt lining. Held on with elastic strap. The perfect gift for tiny furry conspiracy theorists and their servants, our Our Tin Foil Hat for Cats!
