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I Love You To The Moon. After That All, Bets Are Off Card

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Unlike the continuously expanding universe, we have our limits

Our To The Moon Valentine's Day Card may seem a little cold, to the unimaginative and humorless. But to be fair… there is every likelihood that David Bowie has cloned himself and colonized the moon, and possibly the entire solar system. And with Elon Musk hard at work... you gotta keep your options open!

  • Front of card: I love you to the moon! After that all bets are off. Because space travel.
  • Inside of card: Blank for your personal message
  • Heavyweight matte stock printed with eco-friendly vegetable inks
  • Includes matching kraft envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Made in USA

A one-card solo mission to your heart. Includes a single A2 size greeting card with matching recycled envelope. Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Our To The Moon Valentine's Day Cardis offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.