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Too Pretty For Prison Mug

by Fred
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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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Our Too Pretty For Prison Mug holds a generous 16 ounces of jail-time avoiding caffeine. After all, you're still responsible for your actions before you've had your first cup of coffee in the morning. The mantra on this hilarious mug will get you through to the next cup, and out of the county jail.

It's funny because it's true. The only mugshot you're interested in having is a double shot of espresso or liquor in your mug. And while you may be guilty of being hilariously funny, taking people's breath away with your wit, and stun-gunning folks with your beautiful personality - prison time is not on your to-do list today.

A fun + unique gift for coffee and tea lovers! And we're pretty sure that fans of Orange of the New Black will love this mug!

White porcelain mug featuring a well-manicured hand delicately holding a rose with gold script lettering. Holds a generous 16 oz of coffee, tea, or whatever you please! Measures approximately 4 inches wide x 4.25 inches tall x 5.25 inches long. Comes in an open-faced, gift-worthy box. Care instructions noted on each mug. Our Too Pretty For Prison Mug was hilariously designed by Fred Studio.

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