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Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist


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A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight. You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.)

Whether you farted or pooped, it could smell really bad. There's something you can do - Total Eclipse of the Fart!

  • 2 quick mists cure the air of foul odors
  • Over 500 applications in every bottle

Once upon a time I was taking a sh*t
Now I'm only covering it up
There's something I can do
A total eclipse of the fart

Once upon a time I was holding it in
But now I've fully covered it up
Nothing they can smell
A total eclipse of the fart

Bright lilac and amber scent. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inch diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in USA. A hilarious house warming gift and a life-saver in the guest bath and beyond, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q.