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I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card

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This trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️

There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of garbage! Our Hot Trash Funny Valentine Card let's your little hot mess know that you love them, raccoon eyes and all!

  • Front of card: "Happy Valentine's Day!" Raccoon: "I love you more than a pile of hot trash"
  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Design: Raccoon digging through a trash can for scraps
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper
  • Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Made in the USA

Designed in Rhode Island by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compostable clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Hot Trash Funny Valentine Card is a trashy but lovable card.