Fake News Stamper
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Red stamp of disapproval
We may be a bit media bias here, but we think our Fake News Stamper is the best stamper of all time. A tremendous gift. It will go over bigly with Conservatives and Liberals!
It's not weak like other stampers, or those sheeple that fall for blatant propaganda. It's time to clamp down on #FakeNews with your very own red stamp.
- High Energy Red Ink
- Self Employed Self-Inking
- Stamp size measures approximately 2 x 1/2 inch
No need to fact check these stats, however, feel free to knock yourself out! We wouldn't want to manipulate or mislead your perception of this stamper! That will just cause you to flock your closest social media outlet to give us negative press!
May we suggest that you investigate independently and steer clear of Snopes. After all... Who's fact checking the fact checker? As Mulder would say... The truth is out there.
Works unbelievably great on a plethora of Fake News worthy documents! (Although, do so at your own risk!)
- Bills
- Newspapers
- Report Cards
- Court Summons
- Birth Certificates
- Marriage Certificates
- Paternity Test Results
The impossibilities are endless! A fun and light-hearted political gift to have fun with at your discretion. We support freedom of speech and stamps.
Red State Red Ink. Stamper measures approximately 6.1 inches tall x 4.3 inches wide x 1.4 inches deep. Even Donald Trump has one! #FakeNews Our Fake News Stamper is going strong!
