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You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum

by Blue Q

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A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩

Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little turd balls, and and teens who think they're the sh*t, and let's not forget the icing on the cake - unsolicited opinions from non-parent types that think they have this sh*t all figured out, from the sidelines. This pack of gum is for them!

  • You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum
  • Features a dog silently acknowledging, yeah, that's my kid taking a dump on the sidewalk, what of it.
  • Parenting is every bit as easy as they make it look. Honest. Go ahead, find out for yourself.
  • 8 pieces of candy-coated gum to help that stream of crap coming out of their face smell minty fresh.
  • A fun gift for your child-free friends!

Mint gum. 8 pieces. Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Titanium Dioxide, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).