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Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks

Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks

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Share the infinite wisdom of our cheeky Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card with someone you actually do give a flying fuck about!

True story! If you follow the instructions on the card, you’re following the template NASA has approved as the best way to fold/create a paper airplane.

  • Front reads: "Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks"; Blank inside
  • The stepped template is based off of actual NASA paper airplane research!
  • Worrying is a waste of imagination! Put your creativity to good use.
  • Fold ‘em and say ‘bye-bye!
  • Made in the USA

Printed and designed in the historic neighborhood of Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio. Folded and packed in house, by Betty & Jack. Includes envelope and both are housed in a clear protective sleeve. Our Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card measures 7 inches tall x 5 inches wide.