UFO Cow Abduction
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Beam Up Your Bovine - With Light and Sound!
Our udderly fantastic UFO Cow Abduction Kit is an out-of-this-world gift for sci-fi lovers! Loaded with lights and special effects Steven Spielberg would be proud of! It features:
- A mini spaceship, equipped with a hinged cockpit dome and a curious green alien
- A multitude of light and sound effects!
- By opening the cockpit dome and pressing the alien’s head, sound of spaceship engine plays, followed by eerie pre-abduction music.
- Six blue lights around the spaceship flash in rotation.
- In additions, two bright LED lights beneath the ship glow, casting a beam of light in search of a specimen to abduct.
- When the spaceship is hovers in close proximity to the cow, a magnetically powered “abduction” occurs which simultaneously prompts new light and sound effects.
- Lights beneath the ship flash and music changes to a pulsating sound with intermittent cow mooing.
- When cow is abducted and alien head is pressed again, sound of the spaceship flying away plays, concluding your invasion and shutting off the spaceship.
- Miniature cow and faux grass mound
- Transparent display stand to hover spaceship over cow when not invading the countryside
- 32-page book, The Cow Abduction Chronicles, by Matt Smiriglio featuring full-color illustrations
An a-moos-ing gift for fans of Ancient Aliens and X-files!
Includes a 3-inch diameter flying saucer with a miniature cow and mound of "grass" and a ton of fun lights and sound effects! Our UFO Cow Abduction Kit is fun addition to your home or office space!
