Unload The Dishwasher Anniversary Greeting Card
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International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
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I don't want no scrub
Showing someone you care, doesn't have to be a chore, but sometimes it can be! Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card comes clean about how a simple gesture can mean so much.
Actions speak louder than words, so while talking dirty is fun, actually cleaning the dishes may be your love language! Take a moment to let that sink-in.
- Front: “Every time you unload the dishwasher I fall in love with you all over again”
- Inside Verse: Happy Anniversary
- Eco-friendly! Environmentally friendly inks on recycled heavyweight stock
- Made in the USA
Form the outside, it may seem trivial. The act of emptying the dishwasher. It doesn't take much effort, but it's the unspoken message behind it. When someone does something you would appreciate, without being asked, that’s love. Because nobody wants to have to remind someone to pull their f*cking weight around the house.
Printed in the USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Kraft envelope included. Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card measures approximately 4.5 inches wide x 6.25 inches tall.
