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Unload The Dishwasher Anniversary Greeting Card

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I don't want no scrub

Showing someone you care, doesn't have to be a chore, but sometimes it can be! Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card comes clean about how a simple gesture can mean so much.

Actions speak louder than words, so while talking dirty is fun, actually cleaning the dishes may be your love language! Take a moment to let that sink-in.

  • Front: “Every time you unload the dishwasher I fall in love with you all over again”
  • Inside Verse: Happy Anniversary
  • Eco-friendly! Environmentally friendly inks on recycled heavyweight stock
  • Made in the USA

Form the outside, it may seem trivial. The act of emptying the dishwasher. It doesn't take much effort, but it's the unspoken message behind it. When someone does something you would appreciate, without being asked, that’s love. Because nobody wants to have to remind someone to pull their f*cking weight around the house.

Printed in the USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Kraft envelope included. Our Dishwasher Love Anniversary Card measures approximately 4.5 inches wide x 6.25 inches tall.