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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

You know, the holiday season which brings the magic of unmanageable debt, voluntary alcoholism & weight gain!

Are you searching for a touching, upbeat, and cheerful, Christmas card? Keep looking. This hilarious card speaks the truth about the dark side of the holiday season, wrapped up nicely with a neat little bow. Now pass the eggnog!

  • It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Weight Gain, Unmanageable Debt, Voluntary Alcoholism & Weight Gain Christmas Greeting Card
  • Designed in classic red & green winter holiday colors, this cheeky and unexpected holiday message is punctuated with a perfect tiny bow.
  • A fun holiday card for realists, and appreciators of dark humor.
  • Blank inside for a personal note.
  • Made of eco-friendly materials.
  • Handmade in Liverpool, UK.

Printed onto 300 gsm, Forest Stewardship Council approved board in the UK. Paired with a colorful envelope, our Weight Gain, Debt, and Alcoholism Christmas Greeting Card set measures approximately 4.75 inches x 6.50 inches and includes an envelope, and will not break the bank!

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