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Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card

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Irrational mom fears FTW

Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will help alleviate some of the newfound stress of parenthood by poking fun at the numerous random thoughts and worries that pop into your head when you’re suddenly responsible for keeping a baby happy, healthy, and not accidentally dropped in a hole.

  • Front: Welcome to motherhood
  • Inside: Blank for a personal message
  • Design: Features a book cover design called “The New Mother’s Guide to Irrational Fears & Possible Scenarios with *FREE* pull-out guide on how to avoid killer flies, strong gusts of wind and accidentally dropping your baby down a hole!”
  • Hand-drawn design digitally printed
  • Made in the UK by a woman-owned company

A cheeky greeting card to celebrate the mama after the birth of a child!

Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Printed on good quality cardstock with a kraftcraft envelope made from recycled paper. Dr. Spock ain't not nothing on our Welcome to Motherhood New Mama Greeting Card.

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