Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card
Take 10% OFF your order with coupon HAPPY2023
Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
________________________________
Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Payment Methods + Secure Checkout
No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.
Irrational mom fears FTW
Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will help alleviate some of the newfound stress of parenthood by poking fun at the numerous random thoughts and worries that pop into your head when you’re suddenly responsible for keeping a baby happy, healthy, and not accidentally dropped in a hole.
- Front: Welcome to motherhood
- Inside: Blank for a personal message
- Design: Features a book cover design called “The New Mother’s Guide to Irrational Fears & Possible Scenarios with *FREE* pull-out guide on how to avoid killer flies, strong gusts of wind and accidentally dropping your baby down a hole!”
- Hand-drawn design digitally printed
- Made in the UK by a woman-owned company
A cheeky greeting card to celebrate the mama after the birth of a child!
Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Printed on good quality cardstock with a kraftcraft envelope made from recycled paper. Dr. Spock ain't not nothing on our Welcome to Motherhood New Mama Greeting Card.
