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Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card


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What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom!

Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sneak-peek of what is behind the new baby door. It may be all shits and giggles now, but it will continue to be shits, giggles... with lots more yelling soon enough!

  • Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card
  • Front of Card: Where no less than 30% of your conversations will be yelled through the bathroom door while sitting on the toilet.
  • Inside: Blank. Be as chatty as you'd like about the joys of parenthood!
  • Handmade in the USA! Created by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.


Spoiler alert: Basically your sassy little baby will grow up to be a sassy kid - they'll stop crying, but you'll start yelling. It's like a changing of the guard. You're welcome.

This cheeky new baby card design was created by Rain, of Cheeky Kumquat which was established in 2013 when she chose to leave her boring job behind and follow her dreams.

Professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock, this A2 folded card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Includes a 100% recycled speckle-tone brown envelope and packaged in a clear protective sleeve. Our Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card is a fun initiation for friends and family!