Welcome to the Sh*t Show Toilet Paper
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Dropping the kids off at the pool?
Welcome to the Shit Show Toilet Paper defines the entire world right now! But at least you've got some, right? This awesome toilet paper has Welcome To The Shit Show boldly printed in black ink on every sheet... that's 200 of them!
There's no reason to sugar coat it... we could all use a laugh or a smile right now. So send this fun gift to a good friend or family member that will giggle every time they use this toilet paper!
One. Your roll of Welcome to the Shit Show Toilet Paper has 200 sheets of 3 ply toilet paper. Enjoy!
