Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
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60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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Come one, come all! 🎪💩
Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because finding humor in crappy situations truly is the secret to life. Includes five chubby barreled pens, adorned with witty sayings to set the stage for a better day!
- Not Thriving, Just Surviving
- Welcome to the Shit Show
- Hot Mess Express
- Maybe Today, Satan
- What Fresh Hell is This
Adorably packaged with a vintage marquee illustration, they're designed with gift giving in mind!
Set of 5 retractable ballpoint, clip pens. Black ink. Righteously rotund barrels in red, yellow, and white. Our Welcome to the Shit Show Pen set is a class act of a gift!