What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer
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It's like... ugh.
Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wont stand to be diminished. For use when everything has just become a complete and utter shit show!
- Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!
2oz. bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe vera.
