What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card
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Deep thoughts by Jack Handey Perpetual Kid
Our a-musing What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card is an insanely appropriate greeting for the yearly existential crisis!
Front of card:
- Greeting says: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
- Navy blue background with yellow font
Inside of card:
- Greeting says: Happy Birthday to your right foot, you're left foo, and your whole self!
- Bright sunshine yellow with navy blue font. Left side has features white diagonal pinstripes.
Super eco friendly!
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper card/envelope. VOC-free vegetable-based vibra-color printing. 100% print/production via solar energy. Unbleached Kraft envelope produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw.
Made in the USA! Measures 4 inches wide x 6 inches tall. Our What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card is what its all about!
