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When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those F*ckers Greeting Card

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Positive mental attitude

Our cheeky When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers Greeting Card offers some great life advice. When something sour or negative comes into your life, don't let it in... just get it out. Don't let it drag you down!

Front: When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers
Inside: Blank for sassy-ass message

  • Sass and spunk included
  • Printed on premium card stock
  • Includes kraft envelope
  • Made in USA

Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. Our When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Those Fuckers Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!