Retro 1980's Windsuit Wsssh! Birthday Card
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Have a nice, nice birthday
Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ass 80's and 90's flashback cards!) This color block windbreaker will surely jog your memory if you survived the error era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer taking over the radio waves.
This card is 2 legit, 2 legit to quit making us laugh our aging asses off.
- Front of Card: "Swish, swish, swish!" - Your middle school windsuit wishing you a happy birthday.
- Inside: Blank for your personalized cringy memory
- Design features a retro-inspired colorblock windbreaker
- Handmade in the USA
Remembering this fashion trend and the unforgettable sound it made as you walked through the school halls makes this strut down memory lane all the radder. It's an excellent gift of nostalgia for your old high school buddies or anyone that recalls the late 80's and 90's in all of their glory.
Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina. Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Brown craft paper envelope included. Send totally awesome birthday wishes with our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card!