Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins
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Our insightful Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins humorously ask the prospective question to your party guests. What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare? Trick question: ALL OF IT. It’s all about the volume. Let’s all raise a glass to our worst nightmares coming true!
Our cocktail party napkins say What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare?
Each package contains 20 (3-ply, FSC-certified) 5 inch square tissue napkins. TCF (totally chlorine-free) paper. Our Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins are printed with water-based ink and made in the USA.