Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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Our insightful Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins humorously ask the prospective question to your party guests. What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare? Trick question: ALL OF IT. It’s all about the volume. Let’s all raise a glass to our worst nightmares coming true!
Our cocktail party napkins say What wine pairs best with living in a dystopian nightmare?
Each package contains 20 (3-ply, FSC-certified) 5 inch square tissue napkins. TCF (totally chlorine-free) paper. Our Wine Dystopia Cocktail Napkins are printed with water-based ink and made in the USA.
