Congrats on Your Womb Creature Mother's Day Pregnancy Card
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(runs screaming out of room)
The hilariously hands-off approach of our Congrats on Your Womb Creature Pregnancy Greeting is the perfect 1st Mother's Day, or baby shower card for those honestly creeped out by the alien-style body invasion portion of motherhood, Like, congrats on that having a lifeform growing inside you and we celebrate the impending date of the painful exit looming in the distance, of which we’ve seen in the movies involves lots of screaming, crying, and the occasional poop on the table. We’re so happy for you!
- Front: Congratulations on Your Womb Creature
- Inside: Blank for personal message
- Hand drawn, and professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock
- Brainchild of graphic designer and illustrator from Charleston, South Carolina.
- Handmade in the USA by a woman owned company
For sci-fans, it's the perfect way to troll your sister, bestie, or co-worker while celebrating their incubator status.
Made in the United States of America. Card measures 4 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a kraft brown envelope packaged in a cellophane sleeve for protection. Our Congrats on Your Womb Creature Pregnancy Card is out of this world!