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Words I Hate: Goodbye Greeting Card

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Moist we say goodbye?

Our cringe inducing Words I Hate: Goodbye Greeting Cardis a fun and heart-felt example of just how much you hate to say goodbye. It's the perfect farewell card for co-workers, or when your bestie is moving to (what feels like) other side of the planet.

  • Front reads Words I Hate: moist, slather, caress, supple, crevice, crusty, smear, GOODBYE (with goodbye circled in red ink)
  • Inside: Blank
  • Cute hand drawn illustration of a piece of loose leaf piece of paper with a handwritten list of loathsome words
  • Digitally printed on 100% recycled, quality heavy-weight matte white paper
  • Made in the USA

We all know that person who has a visceral reaction to the word moist, along with many others. And maybe that person is you! We just really like messing with those folks, to be honest. Don't mind us, we'll just be over here in the corner caressing our moist yet crusty brownie.

This fun farewell card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes a kraft brown envelope and is packaged in a cellophane sleeve for protection. Our Words I Hate: Goodbye Greeting Card was designed by Kat French an illustrator and graphic artist based out of Dallas, TX.