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You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong bitch in your life that deserves a day of everything goes. Although we are for eating cake 365 days a year, some people need to be reminded to pencil some into their schedule.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches

Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your ladies who enjoy a good fucking laugh.

You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!

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