You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
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The cutest card, sight-unseen!
Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compliment! They'll never see it coming.
Can you dig it? Moles are blind! They're also professional shit talkers. After all, it's easy to throw shade when you live underground.
- Front reads: I think you look great for your age
- Inside: Blank
- Hand drawn illustration by Texas artist, and graphic designer, Kat French
- Digitally printed on heavy weight 100% recycled paper
- Made in the USA.
A cheeky greeting for our gracefully, and not-so-gracefully aging friends, and loved ones!
Blank inside. Card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. A2 size card, and kraft brown envelope packaged in a cellophane sleeve for protection. Printed on 100% recycled 130# uncoated cover stock. Holey Moley our You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card is the ultimate birthday dig.