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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99


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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

❤️ 60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree!

Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card sets the record straight. This doggone funny greeting is for the classy mother pupper from a bygone era.

  • You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
  • Front: Features an haute dog strutting their stuff on the beach, decked out in questionably stylish beach apparel, and undoubtedly searching for a drink.
  • Inside: Blank for endless paws-ibilities
  • Environmentally fur-endly! Digitally printed with gold foil on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper, with Green Seal® certified envelope included.
  • Treat this birthday card to your other best friend!
  • Made in Canada by a small business

The unique + fun birthday card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Made by a small business and digitally printed with gold foil on FSC certified paper. It includes a yellow envelope and is protected in a cellophane sleeve. Our You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card will leave your friends and family howling with laughter.