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You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Take a pitcher, it will last longer.

Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card is an intoxicating fun addition to our growing collection of awesome greeting cards!

  • Deliver a sober message with a shot of humor
  • Front: I think you're pretty even when I'm not drunk
  • Inside: Blank
  • Eco-friendly! Environmentally friendly inks printed on heavyweight 100% recycled paper
  • Made in the USA!

Relationship on the rocks? Need a saucy Valentine's Day card? This card will be even more welcome than a drunk text!

Purple and flowery front cover. Blank inside for custom message. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes kraft envelope. Printed in USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Leave the beer goggles and wine glasses at home with our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card!

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