You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Valentine's Day Greeting Card
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Alaska + Hawaii
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Take a pitcher, it will last longer.
Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card is an intoxicating fun addition to our growing collection of awesome greeting cards!
- Deliver a sober message with a shot of humor
- Front: I think you're pretty even when I'm not drunk
- Inside: Blank
- Eco-friendly! Environmentally friendly inks printed on heavyweight 100% recycled paper
- Made in the USA!
Relationship on the rocks? Need a saucy Valentine's Day card? This card will be even more welcome than a drunk text!
Purple and flowery front cover. Blank inside for custom message. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes kraft envelope. Printed in USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Leave the beer goggles and wine glasses at home with our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card!