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You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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Take a pitcher, it will last longer.

Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card is an intoxicating fun addition to our growing collection of awesome greeting cards!

  • Deliver a sober message with a shot of humor
  • Front: I think you're pretty even when I'm not drunk
  • Inside: Blank
  • Eco-friendly! Environmentally friendly inks printed on heavyweight 100% recycled paper
  • Made in the USA!

Relationship on the rocks? Need a saucy Valentine's Day card? This card will be even more welcome than a drunk text!

Purple and flowery front cover. Blank inside for custom message. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Includes kraft envelope. Printed in USA on high-quality 100% post-consumer recycled paper. Leave the beer goggles and wine glasses at home with our Pretty Drunk Greeting Card!