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You're The G.O.A.T. Father's Day Card

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Original price $4.99
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price $4.99
Current price $1.99
$1.99 - $1.99
Current price $1.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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APO + FPO Addresses

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Props to Daaaaad

A special shoutout to Daaad from his favorite kid, our punny G.O.A.T. Dad Greeting card is the kinda humor that will make dad extra proud!

  • Front: You’re the G.O.A.T. Dad! (Greatest of all time)
  • Inside: Blank for writing a personal message
  • Design features a goat in a fatherly goat with parted-hair, black rim glasses, button down shirt, argyle vest, and tie.
  • Eco-friendly! Printed on extra-heavy 130lb recycled cardstock
  • Matching envelope is FSC-Certifed, made from responsibly harvested paper
  • Designed and created by a woman-owned company.
  • Made in the USA! Long Island, NY

In case you haven't herd, it's the perfect Father's Day Card! But since it's blank inside, you can send it for whatever occassion and whenever you damn well bleating feel like it!

Made in the United States of America! Includes one environmentally-friendly card, made from extra-heavy recycled card stock + coordinating blue envelope (certified by the Forest Stewardship Council) packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. The visual pun of our You’re the G.O.A.T. Dad! (Greatest of all time) is so baaaad it’s good!

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