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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card

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Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49
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$5.49 - $5.49
Current price $5.49

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Hammy be hamming it up

Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot steaming compliment to your object of adoration!

  • Front: You're the Shit! (I'm not sure how that came to be a compliment... but there you go!)
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message

The design features bold text on a fun pink and orange declaring exactly who the shit is - with side commentary from a chubby little hamster questioning the historical origin of how a poop-themed compliment became so highly regarded.

  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, accompanied by a snazzy copper metallic envelope
  • Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our You're The Shit! Hamster Card is quite literally the shit.

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