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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card

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Hammy be hamming it up

Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot steaming compliment to your object of adoration!

  • Front: You're the Shit! (I'm not sure how that came to be a compliment... but there you go!)
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message

The design features bold text on a fun pink and orange declaring exactly who the shit is - with side commentary from a chubby little hamster questioning the historical origin of how a poop-themed compliment became so highly regarded.

  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, accompanied by a snazzy copper metallic envelope
  • Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our You're The Shit! Hamster Card is quite literally the shit.