Zen As F*ck Candle
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Find that inner peace, mama, with our Zen As F*ck Candle! Need a little help covering up the stench of this dumpster fire of a year? This is the gift for you!
Burn negative thoughts to the ground, along with some pictures of your ex and possibly your bra!
- Smells like Yoga and Xanax
- Handmade soy wax candle
- 50+ hour burn time
- Hand poured in the USA
Fuck your Yankee candle. This candle smells fucking great and brings to light the therapeutic benefit of unleashing a bevy of curse words.
9 oz reusable glass jar with lid. Scented with Lotus Blossom, Osmanthus, Mandarin Orange, and Orchid.