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Zen As F*ck Candle

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Original price $16.99 - Original price $16.99
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$16.99 - $16.99
Current price $16.99

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Find that inner peace, mama, with our Zen As F*ck Candle! Need a little help covering up the stench of this dumpster fire of a year? This is the gift for you!

Burn negative thoughts to the ground, along with some pictures of your ex and possibly your bra!

  • Smells like Yoga and Xanax
  • Handmade soy wax candle
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • Hand poured in the USA

Fuck your Yankee candle. This candle smells fucking great and brings to light the therapeutic benefit of unleashing a bevy of curse words.

9 oz reusable glass jar with lid. Scented with Lotus Blossom, Osmanthus, Mandarin Orange, and Orchid.

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