Zen As F*ck Candle

Fun ClubSKU: CNDL-6956

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Sale price$17.99
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Description

This is fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine.

Find that inner peace, mama, with our Zen As F*ck Candle! Need a little help covering up the stench of this dumpster fire of a year? This is the gift for you!

Burn negative thoughts to the ground, along with some pictures of your ex and possibly your bra!

  • Smells like Yoga and Xanax
  • Handmade soy wax candle
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • Hand poured in the USA

Fuck your Yankee candle. This candle smells fucking great and brings to light the therapeutic benefit of unleashing a bevy of curse words.

9 oz reusable glass jar with lid. Scented with Lotus Blossom, Osmanthus, Mandarin Orange, and Orchid.

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