If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card $4.99 I love you best from a distance. Whether you had a rocky relationship with your parents or not, this hilarious If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card is so funny! Don't worry folks, if I get all the money in...
May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card $4.99 Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some positive energy! It's a great card to lift spirits! Harness the power of the crystals that are pictured on...
Deer A**hole Greeting Card $4.99 Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...
Sprinkles Official Confettigram $5.99 Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A righteous greeting card worthy to please the-one-and-only Kool and the Gang has arrived! This...
What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card $3.99 Deep thoughts by Jack Handey Perpetual Kid Our a-musing What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About Birthday Card is an insanely appropriate greeting for the yearly existential crisis! Front of card: Greeting says: What if the Hokey Pokey...
Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card $3.99 Rip-RAWR'ing fun Our pterribly fun Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card is dino-mite card to send to a fellow weirdo that you haven't seen in ages! Whether you've been friends since before fire was invented, the internet was a thing,...
Thanks A Buttload Cat Butt Thank You Card $4.99 Nothing Butt Thanks! It goes with out saying that the Thanks a Buttload Card sent with a cat's butt on it is so much better than a card without a cat's butt. A purr-fect thank you card to send to anyone that helped you out when you kneaded it. The...
1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card $5.99 Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card let's your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic! Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran,...
Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card $5.99 Are you a sucker for puns? Our sticky sweet Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card is the sweetest apology you could hope to get, and that you'd better give if you want your beloved to forgive your dumb*ss. Trust us, we've been there. Everyone...
Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card $4.99 Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pass friend! Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese! Honestly, I'm...
Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card $5.99 Enlighten someone's day! Our infectiously cheerful Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card is truly a wall-worthy greeting card! And to prove it, we've included a satin cord, for your recipient, to do just that! With one look at this...
Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card $4.99 Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun And Smoke Some Weed to your quarantine buddies. Let's have a little fun and smoke a little weed! Two frisky...
Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card $4.99 If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting Better Birthday Card is a great send to all your besties. It's time to tell it like it is... We're Not...
Introvert Party Birthday Card $4.99 Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the attention! Right? Just a little... or large cake to share with your pets and maybe the tv or a good book...
Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card $5.99 Orange you glad we didn't say banana? Why, Halo there! Don't knock-knock our Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card until you've tried it! It's old school cool, and should be treated as the nostalgic nectar of the Greeting Card Gods, that it...
Scratch Off Retro Caboodle Greeting Card $5.99 Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in case... *ba dum tss* Seriously, though. It's totally customizable, and there's no text inside...
Even Bitches Like Me Know When To Say Thank You Card $4.99 Who said anything about basic? Prove that you aren’t all bad with this Even Bitches Say Thank You Card that is sure to make ‘em laugh about your bitchery and impress them that you’re actually quite thoughtful. Bitches, amirite?...
Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card $5.99 Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited card come packed full of fun! The clear envelope contains a folded card (blank inside) with...
Toasting You! Congratulations Greeting Card $3.99 Hang tuff, stay puft! For the friend who's been in the fire lately, but has come out the victor, our Toasting You Card, was conjured up just for them! Sure, some people may seem non-threatening, harmless, possibly-puffy, and cute - but at the end of...
Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card $3.99 Bitch please, you're fabulous! Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card is here... the perfect card. That fabulous bitch...
Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card $3.99 Wanna make your birthday message crystal clear? Of quartz you do. Our hippy-go-lucky Leave A Little Sparkle Wherever You Go Birthday Card is guilty as positively charged! It will send good vibes to your crystal loving pal, no matter how great the...
Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card $4.99 Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card! Today is going to be great so get your favorite scrunchies, earrings, shoes and go...
I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card $4.99 Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card is necessary. It's those moments that are so bad that we...
Friends Are Like Wedgies Greeting Card $3.99 A fun pick-me-up! *see what we did there?* Looking for an uplifting card? It's no stretch to say that our Friends Are Like Wedgies Greeting Card is a tear-ibly fun way to cheer-up a bestie that's been stuck in an uncomfortable position for awhile...
Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card $3.99 You've aged like fine wine! Send a birthday greeting to say you're as fine as wine with our Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card. Just like an old vintage bottle of wine, we get better as we age. It's definitely worth celebrating. This is...
Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card $4.99 Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm...
We Go Together Like Drunk + Disorderly Friendship Card $3.99 You can't spell "weird" without "we" It's always a good time to reach out to your best friends with our We Go Together Like Drunk + Disorderly Friendship Card. Maybe it's time to do a one-on-one catch up or it's time to get the gang back together?...
Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card $3.99 Find someone who looks at you like a raccoon looks at a bag of trash No need to go dumpster diving! Our Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card is priced just right. Send an invite to your best drinking buddy to get wild in the streets, or an...
Happy Birthday Honey Bear Retro Greeting Card $3.99 You're so sweet to bear with me, honey. Our Happy Birthday, Honey Bear Card is the perfect gift to let your honey bear know that you care! This sweet card features mid-century modern art design with an old fashioned honey bear dispenser on the front.....
Connect The Dots Thank You Card $4.99 Connect the dots to reveal the message! Our Connect The Dots Thank You Card is a great card to thank somebody with an enthusiastic note! It's interactive, so they must simply connect the dots to reveal a hidden message! So maybe after that great...
You Deserve A Round Of Appaws Congratulations Card $3.99 Purrfect for pet lovers! Our totally fetch You Deserve A Round Of Appaws Congratulations Card celebrates the ruff climb up the kitty litter pile of crap and making it to the other side! An adorable birthday greeting for pet lovers of all purr-suasions...
Congratulations On Maintaining Such a Low Level of Maturity Birthday Card $3.99 Up high, down low, you're too slow! Our Congratulations On Maintaining Such a Low Level of Maturity Birthday Card celebrates the survival of your inner juvenile delinquent that successfully escaped the permanent detention hall known as social...
I Don’t Care How Old We Are We’re Going On The Bouncy Castle Birthday Card $3.99 Jump up, jump up and get down! Our fun-loving I Don’t Care How Old We Are We’re Going On The Bouncy Castle Birthday Card is the perfect greeting for your partner in crime! "Youth is wasted on the young" Yeah, sure we agree - but you also...
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card $3.99 Omgosh I hope I win! There aren't too many better ways to say Congrats or that You're a Winner than with our Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card! It just rolls right off the tongue and makes everyone happy. Legend tells that the phrase...
Aloe! Long Thyme No See! Friendship Greeting Card $3.99 Prepare to wet your plants If you dig plants and puns our Aloe! Long Thyme No See! Friendship Greeting Card belongs in your hothouse little green-thumbed hands! An adorable how you doin? card for friends you have a naturally organic chemistry...
The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card $4.99 Immortally mean! For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded will revel and laugh when getting this awesome...
God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today $3.99 Channel some Wonder Woman + Chuck Norris today! Our God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today Card is inspirational to the reader. Today's YOUR day, don't let anyone take it from you. There are too many Debbie Downers out there that want...
You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card $4.99 You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend that is Le-gen-dary! Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches Blank inside for your personal message Printed on...
You're My Honey Badger Card $4.99 Honey Badger don't care... Our sassy You're My Honey Badger Card is the perfect geeky & nerdy internet meme greeting card for your honey badger. Honey badger doesn't give a damn. Honey badger don't care. Badgers gonna badge. Card size is 4.25 x 5...
You're Pregnant! Greeting Card $4.99 It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card is blank on the inside so you could write something like, "OMG, I just heard you're going to have a...
Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody's Doing Me Either Greeting Card $3.99 When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even 4 years. If you've spent a substantial amount of time alone, our Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody Is Doing Me Either Greeting Card will totally hit home. Aside from being single for what seems an...
Connect The Dots F*ck Yeah Card $4.99 Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusiastic note! It's fun because they must connect the dots to reveal a hidden message! So maybe after...
Quarantine Questions: Toilet Paper, Sweatpants + Husband Greeting Card $4.99 What time does day drinking start? During this time of self-isolation, our Coronavirus Questions Card asks the questions that we've all been thinking. It's a fun card to send to a friend who shares your humor and could use a laugh and smile. The front...
I've Been Obsessing Over Toilet Paper Happy Quarantine Birthday Card $4.99 Meet me online for drinks! Celebrating a quarantined birthday can be a bummer but be sure to give a smile to your birthday friends with our Coronavirus Toilet Paper Card! Everyone will appreciate the straight truth that there are all these crazy things...
You're Pawsome Greeting Card $4.99 Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them staying pawsitive! • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches• Blank inside for your personal message•...
You're Neat Greeting Card $4.99 You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting Card. Give me whiskey neat, my tea really sweet and a dusty pickup seat. • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5...
I Don't Care If The Glass Is Half Full, More Room For Vodka Birthday Card $3.99 I need more vodka to find your jokes funny Our I Don't Care If The Glass Is Half Full, More Room For Vodka Birthday Card is a great way to look at life! Don't worry if it's half empty or half full, just add vodka to make it better! Great birthday card...
OMG! It's Your Birthday Card $4.99 Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise when they open up the card and see that you remembered their birthday! So, snap up a stash of this...
Happy Birthday You Glorious B@stard Card $3.99 Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Our Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card is the perfect birthday card for the guy that always pulls it off. He's intelligent, capable and...
Remember When We Wanted To Become Adults? Greeting Card $3.99 Stuffing tissues and loads of makeup sound familiar? Whether it's a birthday celebration or a life milestone for old friends, our Remember When All We Wanted Was to Become Adults? Greeting Card really hits the spot. It's fun to recall all those memories...
We're So In Sync Card $4.99 Don't Ovary Act! Our We're So In Sync Card is great for a bestie, roommate or new friend after you find that you, well you know... like sync up on pretty much everythign! Show her she’s the best, inside and out! This card design goes out of its...
You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card $4.99 Food now. Pet now. Outside now. Now. NOW! This hilarious You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card is a funny cat pun that is perfect for your significant other or friend. All cat lovers can attest that while their kitties dish out unconditional...
You're My Hero Healthcare Thank You Card $4.99 There goes my hero! Our My Hero Card is a great way to send praise, accolade and a standing ovation to your friends that are essential workers and are wearing face masks while putting themselves on the front lines of danger during the COVID-19 outbreak...
Kicking Ass + Taking Names Greeting Card $4.99 Boss lady takes no prisoners! Our celebratory Kicking Ass and Taking Names Greeting Card is a fantastic gift to someone is getting that big promotion or is adding names to the shit list! This boss lady isn't slowing down, she's kicking ass and taking...
Be A Fruit Loop In A World Of Cheerios Greeting Card $3.99 Don't settle for mediocrity Our sassy Be A Fruit Loop In A World Of Cheerios Greeting Card is the perfect card to send to a friend, family member or co-worker. Whether it's an accomplishment or they're heading off for college, the message is simple.....
Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card $4.99 Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year wiser, another year older and another year of not being visited by the reaper. A funny card making light...
F*ck You Very Much Greeting Card $4.99 F*ck you, f*ck you very much! Sometimes a Thank You is all well and good, but sometimes you need to just say it with our floral Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card. Some good, old-fashioned swearing can really get your point across well. Perfect as a...
You're the Coolest Greeting Card $4.99 Nothing beats a Snow Cone on a hot day! Our colorful You're the Coolest Greeting Card is a fantastic "thinking of you" for your friends and family who will appreciate a yummy snow cone. Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches Blank inside for your...
Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card $4.99 Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all had when moving. So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your friends...
I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card $4.99 I don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face! Are waffles just pancakes with abs? What better way to say that life is butter when we're together...
