Retro Halloween Costume Greeting Card $4.99 If you can relate to this card, your childhood was awesome. Ah, the good ole days! Our Retro Halloween Costume Greeting Card is a welcome gift of nostalgia, especially in the surreal times we're living in. Not only did we wear masks because we...
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You $4.99 Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit. Made in the...
Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card $4.99 Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show you understand the sudden trauma of finding those random hairs. Seriously, with all of the...
Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card $4.99 Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year wiser, another year older and another year of not being visited by the reaper. A funny card making light of...
Deer A**hole Greeting Card $4.99 Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh. A great card for when someone does something (they know what they did) and it needs to be called out with...
Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card $4.99 The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit Greeting Card is perfect for celebrating the inner female warrior! Made in the USA! Printed on...
Don't Go Chasing Crocodiles Friendship Card $4.99 That's how you lose a hand! Our fun Don't Go Chasing Crocodiles Friendship Card is a tribute to that TLC song that we all know and love! Straight from the 1990's with all those good vibes. Don't make stupid choices in life... like chasing...
Etch A Sketch Birthday Card $4.99 The lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to move the dials around and create something new and then quickly erase it all with a shake, shake, shake...
Even Bitches Like Me Know When To Say Thank You Card $4.99 Who said anything about basic? Prove that you aren’t all bad with this Even Bitches Say Thank You Card that is sure to make ‘em laugh about your bitchery and impress them that you’re actually quite thoughtful. Bitches, amirite?...
F*ck You Very Much Greeting Card $4.99 F*ck you, f*ck you very much! Sometimes a Thank You is all well and good, but sometimes you need to just say it with our floral Fuck You Very Much Greeting Card. Some good, old-fashioned swearing can really get your point across well. Perfect as a...
Finally It's Crock-Pot Season Holiday Card $4.99 It may be fall to y'all There's a crisp chill to the air, the leaves are changing colors, the cream of mushroom soup is peeking out from the cabinet... It's time to cook up some fun with our Finally It's Crock-Pot Season Holiday Card! You've been...
Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card $4.99 Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm believers...
Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card $4.99 You've got it, strut it Our honorable Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card is the perfect card for those friends that are just so bad ass. They've done it all and continue to set the stride. This is a great way to tell them Happy Birthday. The front of...
Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card $3.99 Bitch please, you're fabulous! Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card is here... the perfect card. That fabulous bitch...
Happy Jewish X-mas Hanukkah Card $4.99 Oy to the world Our Happy Jewish X-mas Hanukkah Card celebrates a different December 25th tradition! Jewish Xmas is a contemporary holiday where everyone goes to the movie theaters, Chinese food restaurants and other few attractions that...
Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card $5.99 Sending happy vibes to you! This super bright Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card filled with good ju-ju and gift all in one! The card comes with a removable sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or really anywhere...
Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card $5.99 Enlighten someone's day! Our infectiously cheerful Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card is truly a wall-worthy greeting card! And to prove it, we've included a satin cord, for your recipient, to do just that! With one look at this...
Hope You're Feeling Souper Soon! Get Well Sticker Card $5.99 It makes Miso sad when you're sick! This sweet pick-me-up Hope You're Feeling Souper Soon! Get Well Sticker Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable soup bowl sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop,...
Hope You're Feline Better Soon Glitter Greeting Card $5.99 You've just got to stay paw-sitive! Our Hope You're Feline Better Soon Glitter Greeting Card is purr-fectly adorable to a friend that's under the weather! There's nothing a cat hates worse than a collar... but this cool cat is rocking it...
I Don’t Care How Old We Are We’re Going On The Bouncy Castle Birthday Card $3.99 Jump up, jump up and get down! Our fun-loving I Don’t Care How Old We Are We’re Going On The Bouncy Castle Birthday Card is the perfect greeting for your partner in crime! "Youth is wasted on the young" Yeah, sure we agree - but you also...
I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card $4.99 Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card is necessary. It's those moments that are so bad that we...
I Like You A Latte Greeting Card $5.99 We’re the perfect blend! Thanks a latte for being my friend, you mocha me really happy and warm my cold black heart. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me... but this card does... I Like You A Latte! Not a little, but a latte! This sweet...
I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card $4.99 It's still better than calling Our quirky I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card is perfect for all multi-taskers, boundary stompers and those attached to their devices. We all do it... right? I'm heading to the bathroom, text me when the...
In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card $4.99 You weren't there to say No! Our making-amends In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card is perfect for those hilarious apologies. I wasn't aware that I had to remove the plastic film from the frozen pizza but I'm sure the burning smell...
Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card $4.99 Don't fight my methane cuddles Our snarky Love Is Killing Each Other Softly With Farts Card is perfect for 5 year+ relationships, couples with an affinity for tacos and of course long-standing relationships where flatulence is no longer accidental...
Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card $4.99 Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun And Smoke Some Weed to your quarantine buddies. Let's have a little fun and smoke a little weed! Two frisky...
Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card $4.99 Grab life by the balls! Pass our cunning Life is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It Greeting Card along to friend. It's a great reminder to take charge, be themselves and take no crap. Grabbing life by the horns and seizing the day is how to live a happy...
Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card $4.99 If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting Better Birthday Card is a great send to all your besties. It's time to tell it like it is... We're Not...
Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card $4.99 Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your friend that just isn't having a good day, week, month... dare we say year. Let them know that you're...
Marriage: Asking Each Other What's For Dinner $4.99 Tuesday is always a no-brainer Our funny-because-it's-true Marriage: Asking Each Other What You Want For Dinner Until You Die is perfect for meal planners, couples that have nothing else to talk about and foodies. What do you want for dinner? I...
Mister Rogers You Are Special Birthday Card $4.99 Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister Rogers You Are Special Greeting Card. Everyone is special to someone in their own way. Front features a...
Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card $5.99 Orange you glad we didn't say banana? Why, Halo there! Don't knock-knock our Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card until you've tried it! It's old school cool, and should be treated as the nostalgic nectar of the Greeting Card Gods, that it is! Blank...
Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card $4.99 These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, including the Green, the Greater Spotted and even the Hairy and Powerful! Perfect to send to bird...
Present From The Ass-Holery Cat Birthday Card $4.99 Are you kitten me? Our mischievous Present From Cat Birthday Card reminds us that we all love the cat, but the cat can be an asshole sometimes and there's no two ways about it. But the cat has it's heart in the right place and will promise to dispense...
Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Story Card $5.99 The pink nightmare that we all love! Make all their wishes come true with our Ralphie Bunny Suit Pop-Up Christmas Card... because unlike a bunny suit, a card is always the perfect fit! Inspired by The Christmas Story, this hilarious pop-up is sure to...
Reddi For The Holidays Christmas Card $4.99 What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm apple cider, pumpkin spice coffee and so many more... all topped with whipped cream! Of course, who...
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card $4.99 Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years. Take today, you deserve it! Made in the USA! Printed on premium...
Remember When We Wanted To Become Adults? Greeting Card $3.99 Stuffing tissues and loads of makeup sound familiar? Whether it's a birthday celebration or a life milestone for old friends, our Remember When All We Wanted Was to Become Adults? Greeting Card really hits the spot. It's fun to recall all those memories...
Scratch Off Retro Caboodle Greeting Card $5.99 Makeup your own scratch-off message! Our iconic Scratch Off Caboodle Greeting Card is a totally awesome card to have on hand - you know just in case... *ba dum tss* Seriously, though. It's totally customizable, and there's no text inside so...
Scratch-Off Note Cards $15.99 Everyone can be a winner... if you want them to be. Spread a little kindness with these Random Scratch of Kindness Mini Notes! Write or draw something in the blank area, then cover it with the scratch-off sticker provided and give it away. Scratching...
Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card $4.99 Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior Citizen Bingo Greeting Card is a good way for everyone to have a good laugh at our own discomfort. A...
She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card $4.99 Calm, cool and collected, with a tiny bit of help! Celebrate the woman in your life that always has it together! Our She Was Gorgeous & Smart. But Most Importantly Medicated Card has a vintage flair of a bygone era. Made in the...
Snow's Out! Ho's Out! Christmas Card $4.99 You had me at HO Our playful Snow's Out Ho's Out Christmas Card is the perfect for all of those ho's you know nice people who like to say ho-ho-ho! Front: Illustration of Santa saying Ho Ho Ho and printed Snow's Out! Ho's Out! Inside: Blank for...
Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card $5.99 Are you a sucker for puns? Our sticky sweet Sorry I Was A Dum Dum Pop-up Greeting Card is the sweetest apology you could hope to get, and that you'd better give if you want your beloved to forgive your dumb*ss. Trust us, we've been there. Everyone...
Thank You! Rainbow Glitter Card $5.99 Start chasing rainbows! Our Thank You Rainbow Glitter Card does a great job of letting someone know how thankful you are! Adorned a three-dimensional glittery goodness of a smiling rainbow with open arms! The cherry on top is the amazing matching...
Thanks A Buttload Cat Butt Thank You Card $4.99 Nothing Butt Thanks! It goes with out saying that the Thanks a Buttload Card sent with a cat's butt on it is so much better than a card without a cat's butt. A purr-fect thank you card to send to anyone that helped you out when you kneaded it. The...
Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card $4.99 You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard enough to find good friends. Most friendships are made at earlier ages in school or mutual friends. But to...
The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card $4.99 Packed with Birthday Wishes (not calories) A card in the shape of a stick of butter? You'd butter believe it! Our Grade AA, deliciously fun, The Years Have Made You Butter Birthday Card playfully illustrates the key ingredients to a perfect...
This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday Card $4.99 Heart melting cuteness! Our super cute "This Thing Wants To Wish You A Happy Birthday" Card is just what the cat dragged in... just for you! Just look at those purr-fect eyes! Awwwww. This charming kitty cat card is crazy for you! Front:...
Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card $4.99 Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card! Today is going to be great so get your favorite scrunchies, earrings, shoes and go...
Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card $5.99 Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lightly with a pencil or blue pen, then peek through the red decoder glasses to reveal your hidden message! A...
Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card $4.99 Bombs away, take cover! Give our snarky Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card to that friend or co-worker that's trying to keep it clean. It's hard when you're juggling F-bombs and life has you walking a tightrope. Eventually one... or all will drop...
We've Been Friends Since Our Numbers Were Listed $4.99 Ring a ding ding! I'm not saying were old... but I did see my old phone being sold as vintage on Ebay! Friends like you are as hard to find as a new phone book! Blank inside Eco-friendly materials Made in the USA Printed on...
Welcome To The Sh*t Show Friendship Card $4.99 You've been upgraded to VIP Our Welcome To The Shit Show Friendship Card is a fantastic card for any occasion. Of course this works really well for anyone that is entering something new, like the job market or parenthood! Front of card:...
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card $3.99 Omgosh I hope I win! There aren't too many better ways to say Congrats or that You're a Winner than with our Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card! It just rolls right off the tongue and makes everyone happy. Legend tells that the phrase...
You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card $4.99 I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong bitch in your life that deserves a day of everything goes. Although we are for eating cake 365 days a year,...
You're A Peach Of Ass Greeting Card $4.99 You're a hot peach of ass! I was having a pretty peachy day and thought I'd send you a card... Just a card to let you know how sweet you are and ummm ahhhhh... That Ass Though! Blank inside for personal note Eco-friendly...
You're Excited About An Air Fryer Birthday Card $3.99 This fridge makes that bullet ice!!! This Air Fryer Birthday Card pokes fun at the fact that our tastes, hobbies and wants change over the years. In our twenties, we never stayed home and were always looking forward to a party or club night. Nowadays...
You're the One That I Want Grease Greeting Card $4.99 And my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the perfect love card for many occasions including Valentine's Day, anniversary and just being sweet...
You're Vintage Video Game Birthday Card $4.99 We're not old, we're vintage Our Vintage Birthday Greeting Card is perfect for kids of the 70's, 80's and 90's that have now grown up. If you had a retro GameBoy, you're probably vintage at this point. You can hear the Tetris song right now... right?...
