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Funny Greeting Cards

We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!

Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card

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    Times are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...

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    One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card

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    Keep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...

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    You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card

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    On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card

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    You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard...

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    I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card

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    The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

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    The Cure Cat Birthday Card

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    Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

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    Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

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    Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

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    How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

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    Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

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    Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

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    Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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    Retro 1980's Windsuit Wsssh! Birthday Card

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    Have a nice, nice birthday Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ...

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    Fart In Front Of Each Other Greeting Card

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    Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with...

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    Burning For You Relationship Card

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    You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

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    Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card

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    Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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    I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

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    Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card

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    Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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    Calm Your Tits Greeting Card

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    Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

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    Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

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    Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

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    How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

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    Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

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    You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card

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    You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...

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    I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card

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    [Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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