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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Your Cat Has Too Much Power Over You Birthday Card
In stockYou let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...
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Never Gonna Give You Up Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...
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Thank You So Much, You Saved My Ass Greeting Card
In stockYour ass was grass... 🦸🦸♀️ And they came to your rescue! Remind your personal hero of your undying appreciation and excellent sense of humor with ...
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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
In stockI'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly + Smug Greeting Card
In stockOMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...
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Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card
In stockThis message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...
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Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card
In stockWelcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...
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Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card
In stockcluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...
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OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card
In stockYou've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...
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No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
In stockThe F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...
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Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon
In stockCongratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...
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Happy Birthday And All That Jazz! Card
In stockFor all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...
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Stay Positive Encouragement Card
In stockYou're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...
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I Love You To Uranus And Back Relationship Card
In stockWhat? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...
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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
In stockAge is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit
Last One! In stock, ready to shipLooking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...
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New Home Mortgage Death Pledge Award Ribbon
In stockBecause being an adult means being house poor. Lavish the new homeowners with cheeky accolades with the biting humor of our New Home Congratulation...
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You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
In stockThe cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...
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You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card
In stockFor the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...
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My Family Portrait Greeting Card
In stockCat family? A whimsical greeting card by renowned artist, Steven Rhodes. Dive into a scene that resonates with cat lovers, singletons, and all who ...
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In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card
In stockYou weren't there to say No! Our making-amends In My Defense You Left Me Unsupervised Greeting Card is perfect for those hilarious apologies. I was...
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Winning At Life Award Ribbon
In stockWay to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...
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Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Convention Greeting Card
In stockIt must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Conventi...
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