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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card
In stockWelcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...
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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
In stockI'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card
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Sprinkles Official Confettigram
In stockCelebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...
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Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipUgh, You're such a dummy! Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... y...
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You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card
In stockYou are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...
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Gave My Last F*ck Award Sticker Card
In stockNope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...
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Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card
In stockWelcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...
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My Favorite Person to Mumble Through Lyrics With Friendship Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipIt's not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you've given me You, you, you oughta know at least one friend you can give our Mumble Lyrics ...
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Here For The Candy Easter Card
In stockI did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...
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Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Card
In stockPolish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...
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Shit Just Got Real Kitten Friendship Card
In stockLitter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...
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May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card
In stockHoly shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...
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Stay Positive Encouragement Card
In stockYou're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...
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You're A Peach Juice Box Pop-Up Greeting Card
In stockCelebrate a friendship with no expiration date! Naturally sweet, and 100% pure, our You're a Peach 3D Juice Box Greeting Card is the cutest way to...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card
In stockThe gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...
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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card
In stockThis is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In stockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
In stockThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipGet me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...
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Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card
In stockPuff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...
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F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipIn a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...
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Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipChallah if you knead me Say happy Hanukkah properly with our delicious Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card. You'll get laughs and smiles when you tell...
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