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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon
In stockAnd the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...
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Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card
In stockWelcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In stockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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You Will Receive Many Birthday Texts Birthday Card
In stockEnjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...
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Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card
In stockHoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...
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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
In stockFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
In stockIs that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card
In stockPterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...
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The Golden Girls Award Ribbons
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...
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Really Good At Taking Naps Award Ribbon
In stockBeing a professional napper is a skill worth celebrating! Do you know someone who can fall asleep faster than a sloth on a rainy Monday morning? We...
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Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card
In stockStand back, we're gonna try some science Our cheeky Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People Greeting Card offers a glimmer of hope for the next generat...
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The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card
In stockIn computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...
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You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Relationship Card
In stockI'll stop the world and melt with you Sweeten up your special someone's day with our fun and interactive You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Ca...
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Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit
In stockCan't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In stockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
In stockIt's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...
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Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
In stockI'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
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F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card
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I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card
In stockThe funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of ...
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Express Your Feelings Killer Clown Card
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Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card
In stockCongratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...
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Bueller... Birthday Card
In stockIt's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...
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Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card
In stockMotherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...
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