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Your Gut Instincts Are Flawless Greeting Card

$4.99

Gut feelings are guardian angels The vibrant Your Gut Instincts Are Flawless Greeting Card is for anyone who is crushing it at life and listening to their killer gut instincts! We all see those red flags all the time and congrats to those that take...

Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card

$3.99

Rip-RAWR'ing fun Our pterribly fun Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card is dino-mite card to send to a fellow weirdo that you haven't seen in ages! Whether you've been friends since before fire was invented, the internet was a thing, or...

1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card

$5.99

Zach Morris called. He wants his fanny pack back. Our totally rad 1980's Retro Fanny Pack Greeting + Money Holder Card let's your gift recipient know that you think they're absolutely fanny-tastic!  Ah, the good ole days! Wham!, Duran Duran,...

Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card

$4.99

Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowadays! It's just a fun reminder that they were pushed out of their mom on this day. Let's celebrate! Thank...

Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

$4.99

What were the thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER be able to get down to 11.5 inches tall! Inside: That’s why we always gave her a bad haircut. Happy...

Birthday Toast Greeting Card

$5.99

A fun birthday toast for you! Our Birthday Toast Greeting Card is totally not crummy! You can crust us when we say this is one of the greatest cards ever! Adorned with a three-dimensional piece of toast wearing a party hat! The high quality matching...

Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card

$4.99

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card!  Bird enthusiasts will love receiving this seriously foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! It's a silly greeting card which illustrates...

Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

$4.99

Stop staring at the Cockatoo! Our Cocks Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card identifies a selection of thirteen colourful birds from across the world, including Peacocks, Cockerels, Cockatoos and the vivid orange Cock-of-the-Rock species. Perfect to send...

Confetti Prescription Greeting Card

$5.99

Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face! Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little things, always ask for extra sauce on the side, never turn down a refill if they have soft crushed ice, ...

Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card

$4.99

It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to say congratulations on your new baby. A great card for an aunt, uncle...

Congratulations On Your New Murder Home Card

$4.99

I'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and family members that are moving into a new home. It's a congratulatory sentiment with just a little reminder...

Connect The Dots F*ck Yeah Card

$4.99

Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusiastic note! It's fun because they must connect the dots to reveal a hidden message! So maybe after...

Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody's Doing Me Either Greeting Card

$3.99

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even 4 years. If you've spent a substantial amount of time alone, our Don't Worry Dishes, Nobody Is Doing Me Either Greeting Card will totally hit home. Aside from being single for what seems an...

Drunk Dialing At Four AM Greeting Card

$4.99

But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else would you play off one of your girlfriends telling you about their drunkin' call to an ex or even a new...

F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

$4.99

In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the croc under the dark water... because that's our reaction. Did you know that some crocodiles can grow...

Friends Through Thick + Thin Birthday Card

$4.99

Friends... no matter what! Our punny Friends Through Thick + Thin Birthday Card is the perfect card to wish your friend a happy birthday. You guys have been through it all and are so close, you have seen each other go through mental and physical changes...

Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

$4.99

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a bad day with Rose Nyland wishing you a happy birthday? The mere sight of her angelic face conjures up...

Have A Meowgical Birthday Glitter Card

$5.99

Trifecta kitty creature! Our Have A Meowgical Birthday Greeting Glitter Card is purrrr magic! Nothing tops a cat unicorn rainbow trifecta! Nothing! Adorned with colorful glitter and a three-dimensional purr-fect magical kitty! The high quality matching...

Hooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card

$4.99

Who gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant elf and wise old tawny. Perfect for nature enthusiasts, nocturnal bird-watchers and anyone who loves a hoot!...

How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

$4.99

Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthday card for folks that just seems to get more attractive as they age! Wouldn't we all appreciate a...

I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card

$3.99

I didn't choose the Unicorn life, it chose me! Our fantastic I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card is for all of us with an inner-child that tends to drift off into day dreams often. Life can be a little too real sometimes and we like to take the "why...

I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card

$4.99

Today sucks but it'll get better Send our uplifting I Hope This Sh*t A** Day Gets A Lot Less Sh*tty Greeting Card to anyone that needs a smile and pick-me-up. The card colorfully reads I Hope This Shit-Ass Day Gets A Lot Less Shitty For Shit's Sake...

I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

$4.99

It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by...  Made in the USA! Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper Printed with soy based...

I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card

$4.99

The funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of all time! I'm rubber, you're glue, nything you say bad about me bounces off of me and sticks to you! The...

Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card

$3.99

Find someone who looks at you like a raccoon looks at a bag of trash No need to go dumpster diving! Our Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card is priced just right. Send an invite to your best drinking buddy to get wild in the streets, or an...

Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card

$4.99

Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pass friend! Let's get stoned! I mean... let's a nice bottle of wine and some fancy cheese! Honestly, I'm...

Magic Snowball Card

$5.99

Send your friends a snowball! What if you could mail someone a snowball? Now, with our Magic Snowball Card, you can! Just add 1/4 cup of water and be prepared for a snowy surprise. Snow will grow to 100x its size (roughly the size of a snowball). This...

Maybe Eating Carbs Would Help Encouragement Card

$4.99

I'll have a loaf of bread and some of those cupcakes! Our comforting, because it's true, Maybe Eating Carbs Would Help Encouragement Card gives the a-okay to indulge in a little emotional sugar consumption! Sometimes you just need the comfort of...

Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

$5.99

Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery!  Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited card come packed full of fun! The clear envelope contains a folded card (blank inside) with...

Old School Greeting Card Set

$14.99

Dropping old school beats Send a personal note to your friends with our Old School Stationery Set.  Reminiscent of school days from another era, way before learning to type before learning how to write!  Teachers love to get notes on these...

OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card

$5.99

Omg! Like omg, our OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card is gorgeous! It features glistening foiled detail, 3D elements and a fabulous printed envelope! The striking stripped envelope makes this ultra luxurious super feminine card a "ohmygod becky" gift by...

OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

$4.99

Divine birthday wishes from upper management!  Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise when they open up the card and see that you remembered their birthday! So, snap up a stash of this...

Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card

$4.99

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, it's a fun card playing on the silent "P" in the name. Great birthday card for dinosaur and prehistoric...

Rebel Without A Claus Christmas Card

$4.99

Bah Humbug! Our Rebel Without a Claus Card is for all those holiday humbug friends... or maybe it's you! A perfect card for anyone that never seems to enjoy the holiday spirit. They don't like Santa, the music or even Christmas trees... because they're...

Sprinkles Official Confettigram

$5.99

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A righteous greeting card worthy to please the-one-and-only Kool and the Gang has arrived! This...

Thanks A Melon Sticker Greeting Card

$5.99

You were always on my Rind! This sweet and cute Thanks A Melon Sticker Greeting Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable watermelon sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or really anywhere...

Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

$4.99

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky greeting card which illustrates all eight species of Tit Birds. Front: Illustrated Tit birds Inside:...

Toasting You! Congratulations Greeting Card

$3.99

Hang tuff, stay puft! For the friend who's been in the fire lately, but has come out the victor, our Toasting You Card, was conjured up just for them! Sure, some people may seem non-threatening, harmless, possibly-puffy, and cute - but at the end of the...

You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card

$4.99

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card. It's a miracle... but kind of a gross miracle. Today is the day you were squeezed out of...

You Have Big A Pizza My Heart Sticker Greeting Card

$5.99

Slice, slice baby! Too cheesy? This super cute You Have Big A Pizza My Heart Sticker Greeting Card is a fun card and gift all in one! The card comes with a kawaii-style removable sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or really anywhere...

You Have Questionable Morals Friendship Card

$4.99

Thank you for never saying no! Give our adventurous You Have Questionable Morals Greeting Card to that friend that doesn't hold you down. Instead of keeping your glass down, they help lift it up! This is for that friend that makes the journey and the...

You Were Cool Once Birthday Card

$4.99

Man buns were okay 10 years ago Our hilarious You Were Cool Once Birthday Card is perfect for trendsetters, those who long for their glory days and anyone who currently has a blackberry. Remember how cool you looked with your pegged jeans? Yeah,...

You're A Total Keeper 80's Retro Greeting Card

$4.99

Trapper Keepers were so cool! Send the You're a Total Keeper Love & Friendship Card to someone to let them know that they're a total keeper! The rainbow Trapper Keeper was possibly everyone's favorite and it was used til it fell apart. So don't let...

You're Leaving! Co-worker Going Away Greeting Card

$4.99

You're leaving! I hope you're considerably better at your new job than you were at this one! Now that would be terribly mean to give this card to a co-worker that was actually crappy at their job.   Please only use the power of this card for...

You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card

$4.99

Food now. Pet now. Outside now. Now. NOW! This hilarious You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card is a funny cat pun that is perfect for your significant other or friend. All cat lovers can attest that while their kitties dish out unconditional...

You're Pregnant! Greeting Card

$4.99

It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card is blank on the inside so you could write something like, "OMG, I just heard you're going to have a...

You're The Best Period Card

$4.99

Don't ovary react when I tell you this! Our You're The Best, Period greeting card is great for your bestie, roommate or new friend after you find that you, well you know... like sync up on pretty much everything! Show her she’s the best, inside...

A Little Birdie Cannot Keep a Secret Birthday Card

$4.99

That little birdie is going to get it Our hilarious A Little Birdie Cannot Keep a Secret Birthday Card pokes fun at birthday questions we wished never came up. We are sooo tired of all those "little birdie told me..." birthday cards. That nosy birdie...

A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t Birthday Card

$3.99

Not my circus... not my monkeys Sometimes a good slice of advice can go a long way, just like our Wise Woman Birthday Card. It's good to let go and not stress about some things. When it comes to drama and people dragging you down in life, you just have...

Aloe! Long Thyme No See! Friendship Greeting Card

$3.99

Prepare to wet your plants If you dig plants and puns our Aloe! Long Thyme No See! Friendship Greeting Card belongs in your hothouse little green-thumbed hands! An adorable how you doin? card for friends you have a naturally organic chemistry...

Bangs For When You Drank Your Botox Money Greeting Card

$4.99

Don't cut those bangs at 3am! Our whimsical Bangs For When You Drank Your Botox Money Greeting Card is great for your friends that like to have fun! We've all been there where we are willing to sacrifice some money or sleep for a night out on the town...

Be A Fruit Loop In A World Of Cheerios Greeting Card

$3.99

Don't settle for mediocrity Our sassy Be A Fruit Loop In A World Of Cheerios Greeting Card is the perfect card to send to a friend, family member or co-worker. Whether it's an accomplishment or they're heading off for college, the message is simple.....

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